I found this hilarious article on the web on how to get fired from a job. I am currently IN a temp job, and NO I don’t want to get fired from it, so I WILL NOT be following any of these pointers. However, if you are in a pretty ‘lax job, go ahead and try one out. It’s gotta be hilarious. How to get fired from your temp job… pretty stupid, but really funny!
STEP 1. Show up dressed like Matthew Lesko but instead of question marks all over your suit, use swastikas.
STEP 2. Burn scentesd candles frequently. Make sure the scent is “Decaying Bog Belch.”
STEP 3. Molest your employees. Molest the fucking shit out of them.
STEP 4. Brag loudly about your cysts.
STEP 5. Adopt children. Bring them to work. Set them to work. Refer to them in a patronzingly off-handed manner as “modern day coolies.”
STEP 6: Pick a cube mate. Engage in trench warfare with him or her. If it’s a her, chivalry demands you let her fire the first salvo.
STEP 7: Paint your face in the colors of your high school football team. Talk incessantly about how “#23 is looking good this year, yeah?”
STEP 8: Using high pressure gas tanks and nozzles attached to red dye canisters, rig up a stigmata recreating device. When ready to begin fake bleeding, yell, “Incoming!”
STEP 9: Be personable and interested in your fellow employees. This drives them apeshit.
STEP 10: Blog.
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Source: http://thecrespo.cracked.com/2006/05/
how_to_be_fired_from_your_temp.php
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